Sunday, December 2, 2007

Punk will get his just dessert...


MSNBC reports in Missoula, Montana, a "college student accused of shoving a pumpkin pie into the face of a shopping-mall Santa Claus has been charged with misdemeanor assault.
Clint Westwood, 22, said he "lightly smooshed" the pie into the man's face Wednesday and shouted, "What do you think of that, Santa?"
Westwood, a drama student at the University of Montana, was charged Friday. He said he videotaped the encounter and plans to include the clip in an upcoming film.
He said that after the pie ruckus, he expected to approach Santa for a signature on a film-release form, but police arrived first.
"It's a good thing he didn't wait around, because I think Santa would have laid him out," said Sgt. Travis Welsh of the Missoula Police Department.
Westwood said he and companions had waited for a girl about 15 years old to finish sitting on Santa's lap before the pie hit his face, "but then we just decided it would be funnier if she was still sitting there.""
Who is laughing now?...

8 comments:

--Bamboo Blitz-- said...

That's really hilarious. Imagine how much jucier this story would have gotten if Santa DID lay out that kid...

JONNY NOT YET SO HOLLYWOODISH said...

I dig your blogspot dude, keep it up...
The Reel/Real All Seeing Eye

The All Seeing Eye said...

I would have paid to have seen that, Bamboo Blitz. It may have been like seeing Bob Barker punching Happy Gilmore on the golf course.

The All Seeing Eye said...

Thanks for your comment and kind words, Jonny.

Marcus Langford Is The Name said...

if i was santa i would have been plotting some serious get-back. lol. i'll be d_mn if some young-_ss kid embarrasses me! yeah...that would definitely be his _ss fo' real!

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http://debohobo.com said...

Whelp we now know which list he will be on for the rest of his life. I hope he has a use fo rall the coal he is going to be getting.

What a name Clint Westwood, I bet his parents felt brilliant when they named him.

The All Seeing Eye said...

Thanks for your comment, Marcus.

The All Seeing Eye said...

You're so right, Debo Hobo. I wonder what Clint's middle name is....