Thursday, November 29, 2007

I couldn't even imagine making this one up...

According to SkyNews, "a flasher is expecting to go to jail after failing to persuade a court his penis is too small to be exposed.
Michael Carney, 41, showed the jury photographs of his genitals in an unsuccessful bid to prove his point.
The six men and six women at Teesside Crown Court were not moved by the evidence and convicted him on seven counts of outraging public decency.
During the three-day trial, the married father-of-two said of his penis: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife.
"I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that. My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."
As evidence, Carney produced photos taken by his wife days earlier but the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.
Jurors were told that he had exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.
But he was also spotted naked on the drive of his home in Stockton.
On another occasion, he was seen masturbating in his back garden while whistling to attract attention to himself.
The jury was told he had already been convicted of five sex assaults on females while he was out jogging.
Carney will be sentenced for both the assaults and the flashing next year.
Granting bail, Judge Brian Forster told him: "Clearly, this is a serious case where a sentence of imprisonment is likely.""

What a winner... Good grief...

14 comments:

Waliz said...

imagine if ths happens in Malaysian courts...heheh

Shelia said...

LOL! I read this, it's hilarious! I guess people will try anything to stay out of jail, even accept being known for having small balls *smh*.

--Bamboo Blitz-- said...

He he! Pretty funny way to compensate for his "size" complex!

Butch said...

What a wiener!

Lodispoto said...

We live in an insane world. I like the one where the judge decided to jail the entire courtroom because no one would say who owned the cell phone that went off in his court room. Like you said, you can't make these things up.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7116426.stm
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The All Seeing Eye said...

Thanks for comments, Waliz.

The All Seeing Eye said...

Great comment, Shelia. I wonder if he used the cold air/water trick before his wife took the pictures... ;)

The All Seeing Eye said...

Glad I brought a laugh to you, Bamboo Blitz. :)

The All Seeing Eye said...

Sweet comment, Butch.

The All Seeing Eye said...

Thanks for your comments, Lodispoto.

durano lawayan a.k.a. brad spit said...

This one's gooood! However, I don't think the jury should have convicted him, and the judge should not give him a jail sentence. If his thingy is really that microscopic (smaller than average), i wonder if the "evidence could stand up in court!" Maybe he could be charged with "Assault with a dead weapon"! --Durano, done!

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