I couldn't even imagine making this one up...

According to SkyNews, "a flasher is expecting to go to jail after failing to persuade a court his penis is too small to be exposed.
Michael Carney, 41, showed the jury photographs of his genitals in an unsuccessful bid to prove his point.
The six men and six women at Teesside Crown Court were not moved by the evidence and convicted him on seven counts of outraging public decency.
During the three-day trial, the married father-of-two said of his penis: "It causes embarrassment to myself, even to the point where it is with my wife.
"I wouldn't want myself to be seen in public like that. My genitalia are underdeveloped and it is so much smaller than average."
As evidence, Carney produced photos taken by his wife days earlier but the jury convicted him of flashing in front of six different women over a number of years.
Jurors were told that he had exposed himself to passers-by while standing naked in the front window of his home.
But he was also spotted naked on the drive of his home in Stockton.
On another occasion, he was seen masturbating in his back garden while whistling to attract attention to himself.
The jury was told he had already been convicted of five sex assaults on females while he was out jogging.
Carney will be sentenced for both the assaults and the flashing next year.
Granting bail, Judge Brian Forster told him: "Clearly, this is a serious case where a sentence of imprisonment is likely.""

What a winner... Good grief...