Friday, November 23, 2007

Hope those fence posts weren't too cold...


First it was a Scotish dude getting too friendly with his bicycle, now the London Telegraph reports "A drunken man broke into a central London park and attempted to have sex with a fence, a court heard.
Daniel French, 24, made "sexual motions" towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police in the early hours of Sunday morning, Westminster Magistrates' Court was told.
"He said words to the effect of: 'I'm going to have sex with that fence'," said Philip Lemoine, prosecuting.
"The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings."Mr Lemoine added: "French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson."French, of Verity Way, Stevenage, Hertfordshire, admitted being drunk and disorderly after a night out in the West End, but angrily denied making romantic overtures towards the fence...
Romantic liaisons with inanimate objects are not as uncommon as one might think. Last week a "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle in a Scottish hostel was put on probation for 3 years."
And for my anonymous commenter on the Dude! post, this fence guy was English...

4 comments:

Debo Hobo said...

Okay....what a freakin' freak. You know they say fences make good neighbors, I guess thay make great lovers too!

The All Seeing Eye said...

You're so right, Debo Hobo. Just imagine what the conversation was like in jail as those arrested were explaining what they did to get arrested...

Colorado baby said...

I worked in the jail for 12 years and 7 of them were directly with inmates...Yeah they got pretty freaky but geesh I think people are really getting perverted...
Don't ya think...

The All Seeing Eye said...

WoW! You must have stories to tell, Colorado Baby. Ever think of outting your experiences into a book?