Friday, December 28, 2007

Fire fighters aid in penis operation...

According to the BBC, "Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.
Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester put out the alert after fearing the man faced amputation as the ring cut off his blood supply.
Two firefighters used a mini hand grinder to cut through the ring during a 20-minute procedure.
It is understood the man, aged in his 40s, was given an anaesthetic.
The firefighters placed a thin sheet of metal around his penis to protect the skin while removing the ring, which appeared to have been cut off from the end of a pipe.
Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service confirmed fire crews were called to the hospital at around 12.10 GMT on Thursday to "deal with a situation".
A spokeswoman for Royal Wigan Infirmary said they were unable to comment about the incident."

18 comments:

bluedreamer27 said...

hahaha
sorry for laughing dude but this man is sure kind of funny
thanks that he dont put
bling blings to his penis too
coz if it will happend even the truck or buldozer drivers will help him and act as doctors as well

MrsGrapevine said...

The first thing to come to my mind was amputation. I'm glad the firemen were able to save his manhood for the holidays; you know he'll need it for New Year's Eve.

Fantasy Writer Guy said...

Poor guy gets a Prince Albert and it's stolen by authorities. Tough times...

Titania Starlight said...

Oh my God! The horror of it all. A Prince Albert is not my cup of tea. Yuck!!!! But to each his own. Hopefully he will learn from this not to put foreign objects on sensitive areas.

Political jaywalker said...

Ouch.... that must hurt, thanks to firefighters to the rescue of a "manhood" in distress......

The All Seeing Eye said...

Bluedreamer27, I was laughing too. I just wonder what exactly did it take to convine to get the guy to go to the hospital...

The All Seeing Eye said...

On no, MrsGrapevine! Not Amputation! However, I would love to hear the emergency call that the hospital made to the firestation. I would love to hear how the situation was described and how the firefighters reacted. Were they able to keep straight faces when they saw the guy?...

The All Seeing Eye said...

You're right, Fantasy Write Guy. But at least the authorities didn't release his name to the press. He was spared that embarassment...

The All Seeing Eye said...

I sure hope so too, Titania. If he didn't then the hospital may just release his name the next time...

The All Seeing Eye said...

Thanks for your comment, Political Jaywalker. I wonder if a firefighters joked about using the Jaws Of Life on the guy...

FerdC said...

This is one more reason why we MUST have more penis-friendly metal pipes out there. What's a lonely guy to do???

waliz said...

lol...i'm glad he survive the ordeal..must be very embarassing for him..but ths will teach him a lesson not to play play wth his things next time..

The All Seeing Eye said...

Thanks Waliz for your comments. Glad I brought you another smile... :)

The All Seeing Eye said...

Ferdc... What?! Metal pipes and vacuum cleaners (look it up in Google news) don't mix w/a dude's manhood.

Debo Hobo said...

I'm speachless!!!

--Bamboo Blitz-- said...

OK, this totally reminds me of the Something About Mary-zipper-moment, but substitue a metal ring of course! he he he! Seriously, this guy is NEVER going to live this one down! :)

Happy New Year, All Seeing Eye!

The All Seeing Eye said...

Debo Hobo, if you're speechless, then just imagine the staff of the hospital after they stopping giggling...

The All Seeing Eye said...

Happy New Year to you too, Bamboo Blitz. At least the mdia didn't reveal his name (yet)...