A Gator In Her Kitchen

FoxNews reports that "A Florida woman found an 8-foot long alligator prowling in her kitchen late Monday night, authorities said.
Sandra Frosti, 69, said the alligator must have pushed through the screen door on the back porch and then walked through an open sliding glass door at her home in Oldsmar, just north of Tampa.
The alligator apparently then strolled through the living room, down a hall and into the kitchen.
A trapper removed the alligator, which was cut by a plate that was knocked to the ground during the chaos.
But no one inside the house was injured."

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Caught trying to rob from cops

ABC News reports that "two minors attempted to hold up a police station in Florida."

What The?!...

Ladies and gentleman, I am not making this up. In fact, I don't think I could even create an original story like this one from the SmokingGun.com. Since a number of my readers swing by my blog during work around lunch time, I will spare you the pics and the really descriptive details.

The SmokingGun.com reports that "We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and [an] "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv."

Click here to see the related photos and authentic Information Bulletin from the Collier County Sheriff. While you're there, scroll to the end of the bulletin and read the "slang terms." Oh boy...

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